Exchange of actual conversation from our Restaurant Week dinner:
Amber: "Your wine smells funky."
Bryan: [re-smells wine] "You know what it smells like?"
Bryan: "the cat-pee closet"
Amber: [gag] "It totally does."
Edited to add: Bryan says this story needs to be embellished. So, you can await his re-telling. If it's anything like they way he retells Bible stories, you'll be in for a good time.